This song is from Richard Simkin, Essington Fruit Farm, Bognop Road, Essington, Staffordshire WV11 2BA, and here he is reciting it in the farm shop.
'Our beef is beef, our pork is pork, you can trust what's on your fork.
Eat as much as you are able, it's never been inside a stable.
It's quite delicious too, of course, and doesn't taste a bit of horse.
Nothing here will do you harm, it's reared right here upon our farm.
Our dedicated staff will tell you all about the meat we sell.
You can be sure our beef medallions are made from beef and not from stallions.
Eat our meat for your main course, it's better than Romanian horse.
Catch supermarkets on the hop, and buy your meat from our farm shop.
Our beef is beef, our pork is pork, you can trust what's on your fork.'
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